You know you're a mom if...

• You find yourself singing along with the music from your child's toys
• Your day consists of schedules of eating, sleeping, peeing, pooping, playing... and if that schedule is disturbed, all Hell breaks loose
• You vow that someday you will return the favor to your currently childless relative who gave your child the insanely annoying singing toy
• You run out of space to store the hugely bulky baby items that your child required only for a short time
• You can't wait for your child to crawl or take those first steps, but once they do, you wish they hadn't
• You spend 9 months carrying him, woke up at night to feed and comfort him, and were responsible for the majority of his nurturing and care and his first word is Dada
• Your anniversary dinner was at Carl's Jr.
• You find a pacifier in your backpack
• You use LOTS of spray and wash
• You can go from being extremely frustrated to so in love in an instant