You know you're in nursing school if...

• You dream about drug names
• You don't have time to eat, sleep, or pee, but you have time to care about the homeless population (Jessica Kemp)
• You know many different ways to kill people
• Games of "Would You Rather" include things like sucking on the yaunker of a pneumonia patient
• You laugh at jokes most people wouldn't understand
• One of your textbooks weighs more than your 6 month old
• You can handle blood, guts, pee, poop, vomit, and mucus, but your brother's toe jam grosses you out
• You can't wait to be done but are terrified to be out in the "real world"